大家哈哈 发表于 2024-6-27 22:36   全显示 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1、“爸爸,把mp4放到水里会怎么样呢?”“那就坏了。”“爸爸你真聪明,我是做过实验才知道的,你是怎么知道的?”
2、老师:“有个农夫养了5只鸡,每天能得到5个鸡蛋,算一算,他一星期能得到多少鸡蛋?” 学生:“老师,他的母鸡星期天休息吗?”
3、历史课上,老师复习“贞观之治”时,过程问:“水能载舟亦能什么呀?”一学生大声回签:“亦能煮粥”。全场笑倒一片。
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